Main Hoon Mr. John

main hoon mr. john watan hai mera bonn rang birange bhes badal kar ghooma hoon jahaan main hoon mr. john watan hai mera bonn rang birange bhes badal kar ghooma hoon jahaan arbastaan inglistaan cheen japan aur afghanistaan mat khaa mere kaan chhod yeh ulti taan jaan na hai pehchaan magar tu ban baithha mehmaan mat khaa mere kaan chhod yeh ulti taan jaan na hai pehchaan magar tu ban baithha mehmaan oh shaitaan be-imaan kehnaa maan kho baithhegaa jaan main hoon mr. john tum ne ham se dil tha lagaaya accha ham ne tha tum ko apnaaya hmm hmmm tum ne ham se dil tha lagaaya ham ne tha tum ko apnaaya beech mein tapka ek paraya jis ne tum ko ham se chhudaya oh baap re ham ko tum bin chain na aaya deputy jaisa bhes banaaya desh desh mein khoj lagaaya aakhir iss mehfil mein paaya meri jaan jaa jaa ho main qurbaan achcha kuchh pehchaan kyun hai tu hairaan main hoon mr. john watan hai mera bonn rang birange bhes badal kar ghooma hoon jahaan arbastaan oh ho inglistaan aa aa cheen japan aur afghanistaan main hoon mr. john o awaara o deewaane oh ho ho ho waah waah samajh gayee main tere bahaane aa haaa o awaara o deewaane samajh gayee main tere bahane chala hai tu kis ko behkaane yeh saare kartab hain puraane kitne bhi hain tere thikaane sab hain mere jaane pehchaane tu ho kar aaya hai thaane ab jaayegaa paagalkhaane yaah yaah yaahu hu yaa hu yaa yaa yaahu chhod yeh jaan khaak na chhaan pakad yeh kaan ishq nahin aasaan mat khaa mere kaan chhod yeh ulti taan jaan na hai pehchaan magar tu ban baithha mehmaan oh shaitaan ah haa haa be-imaan oh ho ho kehnaa maan kho baithegaa jaan main hoon mr. john